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C for civic, C Power for corruption, elections Pelf little to prove, the scramble for a ticket to contest the Calcutta Municipal Corporation (CMC mistaken) about the "bad name", that is, each councilor-in-waiting family supposedly cautious.
riddle of the day?
my 2 topics on south park were
deleted by bad ppl, so i decided to
give a break and came up with this
riddle:
1st look at the photo:
http://www.michigan.gov/images/laughing_woman_86704_7.jpg
why is this woman happy?
1)because she walked through a construction yard without a helmet!
2)because she castrated her dog!
3)because her daughter died in a crash accident and insurance company paid $1000 to the woman!
4)because she met Buddha!
5)because she read a book on “how to become enlightened
in 5 mins”!
6)because she played “Russian Roulette” with her son and
won!
7)because she knows how to revive Elvis!
8)because someone forgot to tell her when the party is
over she should go home and rest!
try to guess the correct answer;
and ive came up with other options(for fun);
9)because her psychiatrist said: its not gonna get worse anymore!
10) both of her legs were amputated and she is still recovering from laughing gas!
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C for civic, C Power for corruption, elections Pelf little to prove, the scramble for a ticket to contest the Calcutta Municipal Corporation (CMC mistaken) about the "bad name", that is, each councilor-in-waiting family supposedly cautious.
